
🚇 Metro Confessions: The Day I Became the Hygiene Vigilante
This event didn’t technically happen on the DC Metro, but let’s be real—this city is full of public transit weirdos,

This event didn’t technically happen on the DC Metro, but let’s be real—this city is full of public transit weirdos,

Because nothing says “we’re over” like yelling next to someone eating tuna salad at 0615. If New York is the city that

Or, That Time My Child Assessed My Career and Intelligence with Surgical Precision… In Public We interrupt our usual programming

What if time wasn’t just a measurement—what if it was a weapon? A battlefield? A lie? Step into The Hourglass





